OK, so the theme I’m basing this site off of was programmed by some cat who doesn’t know, or at least use, English. This is causing some problems in terms of me editing the theme, but at the same time it’s allowing me to look at things differently that I would have otherwise, which seems to be working out in the long run.
Anyway, the long and short of it is that if you see some crazy looking text that isn’t English anywhere on the page just give me a heads up and I’ll try to fix it.