Sad news for all the 14 year old girls who watch Several Ways to Die Trying and want Dan to kill himself over them. He’s taken by Lisa(above). The better news is that she looks great in a Die Trying T-shirt.
So don’t worry ladies. You can’t have Dan, but you CAN have a drawing of him on a T-shirt and be just like Lisa. Then maybe someday you too can be dating an actor/writer/karate instructor/Spiderman-wanna-be like Dan.
But that’s only possible if you buy a shirt from the Filmkid StoreÂ
Filmkid Shirts = True Love
